Lore and glossary

The catchphrases, running bits and terms of Bitcoin Obama's universe, as a quick index. Each term is written up in full, with quotes and sources, on the page where it belongs; the link after each line takes you there. Community shows and projects have their own pages: Sproto Ranch and The Hatchery.

Vows and slang

Never jeet, never coom: His core vow since June 2023: never sell and never cum. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Never jeet, never coom.
Jeet: Crypto-Twitter slang, from an anti-Indian slur, for someone who sells early. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Jeet.
Coom / cum: Cum; “never coom” also means never selling or capitulating. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Coom, cum and kum.
Kum / kume: His 2023 spelling of the same vow. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Coom, cum and kum.
Retain / retainer: Semen retention as a lifestyle and investment thesis. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Retain and retainer.
Feet water: Feet water he sold in July 2023 for “semen retention and penis growth”. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Feet water.
The coom record: Has he ever coomed? Officially never; by his own admission, at least three times. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: The coom record.

Money and shilling

Induce: To pay him. “Induce me” is his catchphrase. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Inducements and paid promotion.
Check dm / drop wallet: His two most common asks. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Inducements and paid promotion.
“I shilled BITCOIN from 600K”: His claimed track record with $BITCOIN. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Inducements and paid promotion.
BITCOIN IS MY LIFE: His vow of devotion to $BITCOIN, which over time has also become his blood, kidney, liver and oesophagus. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: BITCOIN IS MY LIFE.
“BTC Obama”: The wrong name: his coin is $BITCOIN, not $BTC. Anyone who uses it goes on the enemy list.
NEVERCOOM.ETH: The donation address in the show notes of podcast episode 1. See The Crypto Craic Podcast.

Running bits

ATTENTION ATTENTION / ANNOUNCEMENT 📣: The openers of his big posts. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: ATTENTION ATTENTION.
“I will cut the dick of every jeet”: His threat, made more than ten times since January 2024. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: “I will cut the dick of every jeet”.
Tinubu demons: The dark forces said to be working against him, named after Bola Tinubu. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Tinubu demons.
Cure the malaria: The promise attached to nearly every coin he shills. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Cure the malaria.
Motion / no motion: The podcast episode 4 bit: maximum motion against “an Object with NO MOTION”. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Motion and no motion, and Junior the Nigerian.
Civil war / AK-47: His July–August 2023 run of war posts. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Civil war and the AK-47.
Hostage bits: Mock hostage-taking used as a pump target. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Hostage bits.

Costumes and clips

Blue paint and blue bread: Painting himself blue and eating bread dyed blue, since July 2023. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Blue paint and blue bread.
Sonic costume: His blue Sonic the Hedgehog outfit. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Sonic costume.
Dread Pirate Shiller: His January 2024 pirate persona. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Dread Pirate Shiller.
Shiller Soundboard: A fan-made web soundboard of his voice clips. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Shiller Soundboard.
Bitcoin Obama Sanctuary: The Telegram collection of his clips, run since October 2023. Full write-up: Nigerian Phil: Bitcoin Obama Sanctuary. Its media is mirrored here: Sanctuary photos, Sanctuary videos and Sanctuary audio.

Politics and religion

President jokes: His running political career, up to the Nigerian Assembly candidacy in his X bio. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Politics.
Religion flip-flops: His faith tends to follow the coin. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Religion.
Hebrew Obama / Bitcoin Obadiah / Bitcoin Jewish: His late-2026 “Jewish arc” during the $dasha era. Full write-up: Bitcoin Obama: Hebrew Obama.

Nigerians and white people

“I love white peoples”: A recurring line since June 2024. Full write-up: Nigerians: “I love white peoples”.
“Only white peoples can say nigga”: Its companion line, repeated from late 2024 through 2026. Full write-up: Nigerians: “Only white peoples can say nigga”.
What the Nigerian guests said about white people: Podcast quotes on white people, money and jobs. Full write-up: Nigerians: What Nigerian guests said on the podcast.

Sprotos

Sproto / “free my sproto”: His years-long campaign to get a Sproto Gremlin NFT. Full write-up: Sproto Gremlins: “Free my sproto”.
The scorpion and the Sproto: A 2023 copypasta retelling the fable of the scorpion and the frog. Full write-up: Sproto Gremlins: The scorpion and the Sproto.
The trial and the exorcism: June 2023 community mythmaking that put him on trial. Full write-up: HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu: The trial and the exorcism.
Sproto Street and the Sproto wells: Walls and water-well tanks in Nigeria painted with Sproto Gremlins, paid for by $BITCOIN holders from 2023. Full write-up: Bitcoin village.