Pipo for di Bitcoin Obama universe
Di pipo for Bitcoin Obama im universe, arranged di way dem dey for im own timeline. Each page get infobox, real quotes and links to di original posts. Di podcast host, Cryptoiscrack (crypto is crack, wey dem also dey call cryptocrack), na im biggest inducer. For di community live show and launchpad, check Sproto Ranch and The Hatchery.
Places: Obama talk say e dey live for Kano, Nigeria; some of di Nigerian “Bitcoin” crew dey for Lagos. For di pipo and culture behind di crew, check Nigerians.
Family and di pipo wey near am
| Person | Relationship wit Bitcoin Obama |
|---|---|
| Morelight | His “father” (running joke); calls him “son” |
| Fascist | Di “sister”, later “wife” (running joke) |
| Sani | Im content partner (“my midget”) |
| Oggo | His supposed lover and mother of “millions of kids” |
Nigerian Bitcoin crew
| Person | Relationship wit Bitcoin Obama |
|---|---|
| Bitcoin Robin Williams | Anoda Nigerian “Bitcoin” persona; e join am as podcast guest |
| Bitcoin Theo Von | Member of di same crew |
| Junior the Nigerian | Former podcast guest; trades insults with Obama and the host |
| Muskl the Nigerian | Podcast guest; calls Obama a scammer |
| Bitcoin Druski | Make Bitcoin Obama videos |
| BITCOIN Matt Rife | Crew member; later called him a scammer |
| Adeleke the Nigerian | Crew member |
| Bitcoin Mandela | Im 2023 rival for “president of the people's $Bitcoin”, later e organize di Sproto wells wey Obama hail |
| Bitcoin Obama 2.0 | Self-styled successor and rival wey say e na real Bitcoin Obama |
| Bitcoin Elon Musk | Nigerian crew member Obama accuse say e dey try scam am for 2024 |
Inducers and friends
| Person | Relationship wit Bitcoin Obama |
|---|---|
| Frothless | “Best friend and long time partner” |
| Yannix | Inducer (“he induce me”) |
| Japan | Friend; tagged in his 2024–25 shills |
| Dasha Nekrasova | 2026 collaborator (“Hebrew Bitcoin Obama”) |
| TheRevCloud | Sponsor wey don dey comment for long |
| Yoyo | Early fan; Sprotos |
| Bitcoin Kyle Chandler | 2023 $OBX supporter |
| Bitcoin MLK | E don dey $BITCOIN for long; e ask Obama for “the ticker”, e share im wiki |
| Fat Head Dave | Longtime $BITCOIN regular; teases him, was impersonated by him, invited to the podcast |
| Nate Fouts | Self-declared “war general” of Bitcoin Obama (2025) |
| Cryptoiscrack | Podcast host; biggest inducer and main backer |
| MaxTheChicken | Friend; Obama wishes him happy birthday |
| RedKev | Early Bitcoin Obama lore writer; e don dey reply am for long |
| Nigerian Phil | Made his “presidential campaign” videos; calls him “Mr Coins” |
| Matt Shea | Joked “RIP Bitcoin Obama” in 2024; trades HPOS10I jokes with Cryptoiscrack |
| Rabbi Rothschild | E ask Bitcoin Obama make e sing Beatles songs for stream for December 2023; e dey plan collaboration wit Fat Head Dave |
| Thicc Thug Taskforce | Junior the Nigerian's promoter; rap battle opponent; Obama asks him for tasks and sol |
| Mika | Obama shilled her $WIN in 2025; since 2026 he asks her for bags |
| Sprotel | E don dey reply am since 2024; Obama call am “good man and best fans of BITCOIN OBAMA” |
| MiFella | E make di Fried Obama NFT collection wit Bitcoin Obama for 2025; Obama im NFT partner and “best dude” for 2026 |
Rivals
| Person | Relationship wit Bitcoin Obama |
|---|---|
| Dumpstar | On-and-off friend and enemy since 2023 |
| Murad | Target of the 2025 “MUST STOP MURAD” campaign |
| Ansem | 2026 rivalry (“I am real black”) |
| Drew Roberts | Number one enemy (e dey call am “BTC Obama”); “friend” of di midget |
Podcast guests
| Person | Relationship wit Bitcoin Obama |
|---|---|
| 0xcoom | Guest on episode 9 |
| g03 | Guest on episode 11 |
| Davie | Guest on episode 12 |
| Duanyay (Duany'ay, Duan'yay) | Guest on episode 13 |
| RXK Nephew | Guest for one episode wey dey only for YouTube, where di crew ask am about Bitcoin Obama |
| I Am Bacon | E interview Fascist.eth for YouTube; e record podcast wit Obama |
Small-small figures
| Person | Relationship wit Bitcoin Obama |
|---|---|
| Larry Sinclair | No direct interaction with Bitcoin Obama found; part of the wider $BITCOIN community lore |
| Stonetoss | Dem no find any direct exchange wit Bitcoin Obama; Obama shill im Flurks for December 2024 (“We are hit 50 ETH floor soon”) and promise $BURGERS content |
| Southside Ferris | Released a song called “Bitcoin Obama” in November 2024; no interaction with Bitcoin Obama found |